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Tuesday, February 24, 2009

BuDak NakaDNaS LiFe...20~24.02.2009!!!

ouhh nOo...x taw nk ckp apa leik??...erk??...ntah la... erk??...aDedeh...pa yG Q meNgaRut wOoo...haha...aCt. opeNing oRg bLuR baiTo...sO,paaMx2 la...hehe...aQ pn ndak brapa ingt sdh pa aktiviti Q...aQ story random jaX la r...hoho

**20.02.2009**

uRm...tat that,aQ bgun jm 7.30...ngantok gilak wOo...kNapa??...sbb aQ aDa latihan driving jm8...aDeSh!!...pas aQ bgn ft besiap...aQ trus p Gabungan...ndak sempat bekpez...huhu...sampai sana...kol ckgu...Then,ckgu sruh wait dlu...aDedeh...sDhla solox2 teda kwan...aQ pn jadi buduh la meNunggu d kantin...rMai org ni tp kebanyakanNy yg bru maw aMbil test undangx2 com..hoho...aDa 1 org laki 2...ketakutan neY padaal bru ambil latihan d Gabungan,bLom lae p Rilek...haha...sMbilx2 jadi buduh...aQ pn order kuih...lapar deh...teda bekpez...mahal gilak ni,bRu kuih...hehe...pas makan,Ampit jua meNenok aDa group of people neY...dOrg discuz rmaix2 psl test com 2...sYiok neY...dOrg sOal jawap sesama sendiri...cKgu dOrg pn ikut meNyoal...hehe...kadangx2 2...soklan sNang pn dOrg ndaktaw jwp...maW aQ jwp tp nnT d ckp sumbunk...Diamx2 jaX la...aGaga...syiokNy la dOrg...ckgu dOrg meNolong lGi 2...klo aQ??...sendirix2 Jo...Nasib la aQ lulus...haha...Nyawax2 ikan...yeay!!!...Then,ndak lama pas2...cKgu Q kol...sRuh p dpn 4 practice...aQ pn practice la...cKgu Q tNy maw lthan mana...aQ biasa dlam track dlu bRu kluar jln raya...uRm...nTahla keNapa dtg sowt Q ari 2...sKejap jaX aQ blajar dlam track ni...suma aQ ok...bukit pn kejap jaX aQ belatih...hahaha....Cubala aQ begitu time Qti ft Jpj nnT...InyaAllah....i'll do the best...yeay!!...pas habis latihan...my dad took me home...dlam jm 2 giTo aQ p kDai...tlg my sYs cuz aDik iparNy aKa Bestie Q jua ndak dpt dtg...aDedeh...tepaksala la jua meNolong pa yg patut...Penat jua la layan kerenah customer...Tp plg best bila mY sYs order Chicken Chop with our Chef...Fuh!!...sDap gYlak seyh...Tp aQ makan sikit jaX...nDak maw byar...hahaha...aQ blik dlm jam6 giTola...time mlm teda aQ wat pax2 neY tp timex2 layan TV with my parents...mum Q sound sRuh bli KFC...jm 11 sdh 2...besa,mum Q pndai kelaparan klo tgh mlam...haha...pernah 2 kMi kluar makan jm2 a.m peGi Sedap Corner...yeay!!!...aQ pn pegila ngan Dad Q...Yg SyiokNy...aQ yg Drive p Bt.4...wakakaka...Trepx2 ni sMpai KFC...yeay!!...BUT yg lutchu,tlampaw betrepkn...sKali maw blik...Mati lae kreta dpn KFC...Miahahaha...OMG...Tuhan jaX taw mCm mN tebal muka Q time 2...menengok ni org suma sama aQ...Ndak Q padulik...smpai 3 kali bha mati...lastx2 kluar aQ...betukar aQ trus ma Dad Q....hihihi...pas sdh jln sikit,aQ lgi pndu blik...sempat lae 2 aQ bw putarx2 bt.4 sbelum blik...Nasibla ndak bnyk kreta...hoho...pas blik...MelaHaB...Then,zZZZZZ!!!!

**21.02.2009**

Sabtu 2...Nothing Special bha siang...bwat buduh jaX me d ruMah...hoho...Mlm??...aQ sound mum p Giant..jM8 kMi gerak p Giant...aDesh!!...Matai erh...puNya main bnyk kMi pajak Ayam d Giant...wakakaka...mmG kebiasaan sdh...klo aBis Ayam d ice Box...mmG meNcari keGiant...hehe...pas blik Giant...mY mum sound p makan tp ndaktaw d mN...kebingungan sdh...kekurangan tmpt makan bha...ndak mcm KK...mNx2 pn ada...sMpai 2,kMpung Likas pn kami msuk...wakakaka...uRm,1st 2 maw mkn dkat kedai iNdia dkat Giant 2...ntah pa name dia...huhu...Tp bnyk org...ndak jadi la...pkir puNya pkir...lastx2 peGi "Min Satay Corner"...slah satu tmpat stay Q ma mY Parents...hehe...Satay sana sdap bha...yeay!!...time makanx2 2...aDa dtg 2 org Kapel Cina..juz sit front of our table...1st 2 aQ pkir ni mCm sumbunk...yeahla bha...biasaNy Cina bkn melayan melayu...aDedeh!!...tekejut ni kaMi...tibax2 lae meNegur yg wife dia 2...mNanya pa kami makan...haha...rupaNya Cina KL lorh...patutla x brapa sumbunk...dOrg bRu dtg sdkn 6 months...sO,ndak brapa taw lgi psl sdkn...Syiok ni cRitax2 sama wife dia 2...mCm lama sdh kNal...Mostly cRita kMi psl makanan...Compare makanan KL ma Sabah...hehe...KL mmg menang babx2 Various of food tp kalah klo psl Seafood ngan Sabah...hihihi...Then,kMi pn blik...pas blik ntahla apa aQ wat...aGagaga....zZZZZ!!!

*23.02.2009*

uRm...lmbat aQ bgun jm 12...haha...lmbat tiDor bha...yeaY!!...pas bgun tRus p bath then cRi bekpez...bOrink ni klo arix2 skola...sunyi jak rumah...huhu...Suma org pn busy...aDesh!!...pas2,aQ pn layan TV...sMpaila aNak buah Q blik...Q truskn layan TV sama aNak buah Q...tGk JELITA...walouwey...jrangx2 Q tgk wyg ni..mlas aQ tgk wyg Indon...kiN sakit aTeY jak...sdhla aQ ni cpt mrah...hahaha...Q makix2 jaX 2 aCtor 2...yeaY!!!...pas abis Jelita,aNak buah Q sound jln...aQ pn aGree jak la...keboringan jgk d rumah...hoho...kMi gerak dlm jm 4 giTola...1st 2 kMi p Watson...ntah aPa yg d tgkNy...aQ ni ikut jaX...hehe...pas2, p KAWAI...teda pax2 jugak...kebaNyakan present jaX...bRu 2 ada 1 Couple Rings 2...aCtracted me wOo...mY aNak buah pn suka...Murah jaX Rm50...hehe...Murah kuNuk...okla bha 2...hihi...Anak buah Q sound maw bli kuNuk utk dia Ngan bOy dia...aDesh...saKit aTey me...TP 4 WHAT??...saPa jugak aQ maw BAGI???...aDedeh...ndakpa la...aMbil la bha kaw...huhu...pas dRi KAWAI...kMi p Servay...aCt. my aNak buah maw bli spect bha 2...ntah kNapa plak musim spect skang ni...hoho....Tp teda yg Smart...Pas2 kMi p Strawberry,our final destination...bukan jugak aDa Spect yg maw d criNy 2...kiN pNat jaX bejln...haha...buduh erh...Hair Clip jaX d bLiNy...puNya la jauh bejln...Duh!!!

**24.02.2009**

aQ bgun jm 12 wOo...mCm kebiasaan sdh bgun tgh hari ni siNce ndak skola sdh...hehe...ptg 2 kunuk maw jlan ma aNak buah Q cuz aQ maw cRi beg tP budush...ada plak aNak buah Q yg kechik 2...ndak la kMi jadi jalan...tGh Ari 2 bnyk preN oN Ch8 ni...sMpai bingung sdh mLayan...lastx2 open room...hahaha...Tp DamnNya la Net Q ni....DC plak...aDedeh...aQ pn layan tv pas2...Then open Net blik...dpt jugak oN YM tp skejap jaX...Net sowt blik...Sorry preN cuz meNinggalkn kMu suma dlam keadaan tertaNyax2...hehe...mlm 2,mCm beSa...aQ sound my mum jlnx2...wakakakaka...mY Parents,victim time2 keboringan...yeay!!...kMi pn gerak jm8...ndaktaw p mN...lastx2 p Mall aKa CP sdkn la kunuk...Miahahaha...buduh erh aQ ma mY mum...ndak taw pa maw d blikn...Nah,memajak Coklat ni kmi...aGagaga...mCmx2 type coklat kMi Angkat Vochelle,Cadbury,Cloud9,Kit Kat....aGagaga...bRula...aPa nDak Gamuk klo gini!!...mY mum yg aJar...hihi...time d Mall aDa nmpk Warren...eX seNior Sung Siew dlu tp malu maw tgur...ndak d kNal nnt...kiN malu jaX...yeay!!...Then,kMi p siNggah kDai my sYs...tLgx2 sikit...aDa customer 2 order bnyk...garigaw jua la..huhu...Nah,sKali maw blik...Kecoh dgn kehilangan wallet Q...kiNdetz erh...puNyala aQ Garigaw...bRu aQ klo garigaw lain...abis suma org aQ MAKAN...haha...Tp nasibla skali kol rumah sruh my aNak buah cri...aDa jua dlam blik...wakakaka...rupaNy ndak aQ bw wallet Q time jln...laWWala...huHay!!...pas kaC beresx2 keDai...kMi pn blik...tIdor neY aQ trus...Tp jm 2.30 bgun aQ blik...sMpaila aQ posting ni jm 6.30...Miahahaha...ndak aQ dpt tiDor...kNapa???...eXcited maw meet ma preNx2 ni...lama ndak meet bha...Mish Bangat saMa dOrg lorh...kLo d sKola,kMi la 2 gRupx2 NERD aKa budakx2 pndai kunuk....aDedeh...pNdai ka???..aQ rasa prenx2 Q jaX la...klo aQ,nDak teLIST dlam category bdkx2 pNdai...huhu...BANGAP aDa la...hahaha...aQ maw cRitax2 saMa dOrg saMpai KOMA...wakakaka...C at the Next Posting...huHacK!!!! =)

TAG FROM LINA ft MOKO...LOL

Dui....Tag lagi ka??...hehe....ndakpa...d sbbkn kMu kaWan Q...aQ jwpla...waloupN ati ini memberontak keMALASan...wakakaka!!!...kali ni tag from Lina...aQ try jwp la erk...huhu

5 fakta tentang diri:

*aQ suka marah...

*aQ suka jalanx2,ndak suka ddk rumah tp klo pokai tepaksa la...hehe

*aQ sensitif...

*aQ suka make fun N tgk org ketawa...

*aQ suka layan Net...

5 perkara menakutkan dalam dunia:

*ALLAH...

*My lovely parents...

*kuChing...sOry sapax2 Fan kuching...aQ mmg Fobia dri kechik...hehe

*perjalan hidupQ...kadangx2 takut kecundang...

*Dgr klo dunia maw kiamat...aQ blom taobat...hehe

5 lagu buat masa sekarang:

*Kau 3kan cintaku-Elkasih

*Selalu Mengalah-Seventeen

*Bunkface-Situasi,Revolusi,Silly lily...

*Dirly Idol-Sampai Hujung Dunia!!!

*Lagu kita-Aizat

5 perkataan yang selalu disebut:

*ShitNy la...

*DamnNy la...

*mmg bha kaw buduh...

*matai la bha...

*aDeh!!

5 perkara yang amat bernilai:

*Lovely Parents lorh...

*Myself...

*My Life...

*Family Q...

*kaWanx2 Q....

5 perkara pertama kali dalam hidup ku:

*Pertama kali injured time darjah 3...Dagu kuyak...

*Pertama kali dapat 1st place dlam klas time standard 6...

*Pertama kali dapat handphone time standard 6 gak cuz dpt 1st place...hehe

*Pertama kali kecewa psl study time form 3 cuz PMR teruk...huhu

*Pertama kali kapel time uMor 17...haha...NERD!!!

Thursday, February 19, 2009

BuDaK NaKaDNaS LiFe...15~19.03.2009!!!

aDesh...mCm besa la...sDh laMax2 aQ ndak post bRu la aQ post...hehe...bRu la gaRigaw meNgingat blikaKtiviti yg d wat...aHakx...tp nDak pa...aSalkaN aQ ndak lupa tRus saMa bLog Q...hoho...peMalas ney aNak!!...hehe...Nah,nDak pyahla aQ crita iNtro pNjngx2 bha...sRtraight tO tHe poiNt jaK...dew~

**15.03.2009**

uRm,aRi ahad aQ plan jln ma aNak buah Q p bndr cuz dia mau cRi beg kuNuk...sO,aWl la aQ bgun aRi 2...jm 9 la gitu klo ndak silap...aIseseh...awal kuNuk...taikla..hehe...pas aQ breakfast ft besiap segala...aQ pn gerak la ma anak buah Q tat tgh ari,jm12...smpai bndr jak...trus kMi meNeruskn pengembaraan kMi...huHay...suma kdai beg kMi msuk ni...ndak terkecuali...hihi...tp teda pn semat...suma pn look besax2 jak anak buah Q ckp...aDa yg berkenan d ati at 1 shop 2 tp pekerja dia kin blaX...memaksa ni bha...aQ yg memanas tgk cara dia paksa anak buahQ...anak buah Q ni pn kilix2...mengikut jgk ckpNy...plg Q pnas bl aQ ckp ma anak buah Q...ayukla,kita kluar dlu...cri tempat lain...mnatawa ada yg lbih semat...SekaliNy Shit 2 salesgirl...dia plak yg menjawap ni...dia ckp

Salesgirl: uRm...kenapa plak ko yg beiyax2 ni...bkn ko yg mau cri beg!!!

kiMuckx tat girl...blehx2Ny dia ckp gitu ma aQ...aQ mlas mau gaduh bha ma pompuan 2...teda faedah gak...Nah,lastx2 aQ tarik jak aNak buah Q kluar dri tat shop...BUDUH puNya SHOP...nDak aKan aQ JEJAKKAN kaki Q ke SHOP 2 lgi...SHit be2l...ndak ka 2 dia tepikir r??...e2 anak buah Q...aQ pnya sukala apa aQ mau ckp...KO 2 sapa??...salesgirl jak...trepx2 sdh...adedeh...jaN la bha trep klo bru salesgirl...kiNdetz ko!!!...pas Q memanas d kdai 2...kMi p roundx2 lae...sKaliNy teda jgk...sO,aNak buah Q ckp...bgus kita p Cecily d indah jaya...aQ pn ikut jak la...aQ ni bkn apa...ndak bha 2 dia besa bejln klo teda aQ...kadangx2 jak...e2pn ngan kwanx2Ny...sKali kMi smpai cecily,teda jgk yg Smart...bidax2 suma...Then,kMi pn mengambil kesempatan singgah kedai my Sis...cRitax2 kejap...d oFFer mkn tp ndak kMi maw cuz maw p kim fung lae...hehe....skali skala bha....hoho...pas2 kMi p kim Fung...smpaix2 jak,trus mNuju Strawberry...aDedeh...FiNally,aDa jgk yg bekeNan d aTiNy...aQ yg hepY ni cuz ndak pyah lgi jln jauhx2...hahaha...pas kepenatan,kMi pn suggest maw p mkn KFC...skali maw mSuk KFC...aDa plak Munyitx2 memanggil ma aQ dri Mix Fruits...wakakaka...saPa lagi??...klo bkn dOrg CT N Shapa...sO,ndak maw d ckp suMbunk...aQ pn menempel la jgk sekejap d MF tp sekejap jak cuz aNak buah Q wait aQ d KFC...pas2 kMi pn mkn d KFC...time kMi mknx2 2...aDa plak boy aNak buah Q tlefon...bLaX aQ ma dia 2...mCm taikx2...aCt. aNak buah Q ndak maw meet ma dia lgi bha 2...dia 2 yg mCm taik...klo sdh anak buah Q ndak layan dia...sdh la 2 Menelefon sama Sis Q...aDeh...biDaKNyala...sikitx2 main report...klo ndak d layan menangis..mCm apa sdh...sBenarNy aQ bkn apa...aQ ndak suka prangaiNy 2 bha...kadangx2 2 aQ bleh msuk gak ma dia cuz dia tua setaun jak dri aQ...utak pn msih bdkx2...Tp e2la...dia mCm ndak pNdai respect org tua bha...klo parents Q ada d rumah...time 2 diapn ada...Wat deQ jak 2 dia...aDesh...e2la kadangx2 mlas aQ layan dia 2...punya la kecoh anak buah Q skali boyNy maw dtg...mCm aPa sdh kMi d KFC...meNengok org suma sama kMi bha...hehe...pas2 Q biar dorg d KFC N aQ p MF...then,ndak lama...aNak buah Q sound aQ dri bwh yg dia maw p imax...aQ pn follow dia...skali tgk dgn c kili 2 lagi...Nah,lastx2 aQ bw dia plg cuz Sis Q sruh bw plg...Then,plgla kMi pas2...hoho...

**!6~17.03.2009**

teda jgk yG Special...hehe...pdaaL nDak aQ ingt pa aQ wat...wakakaka

**18.03.2009**

uRm...aCt,aQ mmg lama dah plan nk ptg rmbut...since 16 aribln 2 lgi tp teda org p temankn aQ...SlaluNy sis Q yg temankn cuz aQ ndak suka p saloon ni sorgx2...bLax aQ...hehe...d sebbkn ari persekolahan...Sis Q ndak dpt temankn aQ cuz dia tepaksa p Pulau...aDesh,e2la mCm taik jak aQ 2 ari 2...teda jua aQ wat pax2 time 16~ 17 tu...d rumah jak bekurung...Nah,skali aRi rabu 2..ndak sdh aQ taan..rimas ft gelisah sdh aQ ma rmbut Q ni...pnjg sgt bha....ndak aQ biasa...kebiasan sdh kn Skema time skola...garax2 c Gane ft Bernard la ni...BUT thanx teacher cuz olady taught us to be a discipline person...hoho...kebingungan jua aQ...ndak aQ taw sapa aQ maw bw temankn aQ ni...smpai Q tny mum Q...mum Q ckp...ko bw la aNak buah mu bha...tggu dia lepas skola...sO,aQ pn aGree la...dlm jm 2 gitu aQ kol ank buah Q...dia ckp tggula...ndak lama dia plg skola...aQ pn jd buduh mNunggu sama dia...smpai jm 3...teda jgk dia...aQ kol blik...sKaliNy,dia ckp d oFis mumNy...kiNdetz be2l...jD buduh jak bha...nDakla meNgaCtaw awlx2...aQ pn ckp ma mum Q yg aQ teda kwan...lastx2,mum Q ckp...ndakpala...biarla aQ temankn ko...Nah,matai ko...skali bejln jm 3.30 sdh...sampai d bndr jm 4...1st 2 p saloon yg aQ besa d Ming's tp tutup plak sdh...adedeh...maw putus hrapan sdh aQ...aQ kol Sis Q...tNy klo d V Mix d indah jaya 2 bgus guNting rmbut...Sis Q ckp,jgnla ko cri hal...hehe...aCt. aQ mmg taw sana ndak bgus cuz Sis Q p try cut sana skaliNy...lain d sruh,lain yg jadi...bru 2 meNgguNting bha...blikx2 lgi tgk contoh d buku..buduh ni...ketara bha bRu blajar...meNgamuk ni Sis Q aRi 2...huhu...Then,pkir pNya pKir...aQ bw mum Q p "Budding" cuz pren Q ckp sana bgus kuNuk klo cut rmbut lelaki...aQ pn try la tgk...sKali kMi naik ma mum Q...bLom msuk ni bha...bRu tgk dRi piNtu...tekezut sdh kMi...tuKang guNtingNy oRg tua lorh...Apekx2 ma...kiNdetz be2l...ndakla aQ brani...mum Q ckp bkn dia taw 2 style skang...haha...Buduh bha pren Q 2...Encom kunuk tukang guntingNy...rupaNy menyindir...ShitNyla...hahaha...lastx2,mum Q suggest p saloon preNny...Misses Lina...kat "Lina Saloon"...tkut jua aQ 1st cuz aQ ckp ma mum Q...aQ ndak suka klo pompuan yg ptg,dOrg ndak taw mcm mn...skali kMi msuk...Fuh!!...lelaki cina yg jgk yg ptg...brula aDa keyakinan Q skit cuz aQ besa d Ming's lelaki cina yg ptg...Then,sementara tggu dia ptg rmbut customer lain...aQ pn ddkla smbl belekx2 majalah stylex2 rmbut...belek pnya belek...aDa 1 ni bekenan d ati Q...Nama Style Rmbut 2 "elf a:b"...aQ pn ckp la tukaNg gunting 2...aQ maw mcm style 2...dia ckp bleh...sKali ptg puNya ptg...lain plak aQ tgk...ndak sama pn sama yg Q maw 2...hahaha...jD "elf abcdefghijkl..." sdh...wakakakaka...Tp ndak pa...d sbbkN Smart gak...aQ bleh trima...lGipN murah seyh...rm6 jak ni...besala..mum Q pNya preN...hihi...Save budget..klo d Ming's...slaluNy aQ ptg rm20...hoho...sKali OTW maw blik...mum Q sound plak yg aRi 2 befday my Anak buah...aNak abg Q yg kat kl 2...tp anakNy kat sdkn...tggl ma mum N nenek dia sblah mum...kMi pn suggest p bli cake...b4 tat sempat lae singgah cool...huhu...time bli kek,aQ yg Over ni...mak ini la sDap cuz aQ penah rasa...name cake 2 "Chesse Choc"...Cake time Aniversary Geng Baik...huHay..Mish tat moments...Nah,skali mum Q sound...tdiam trus aQ...mum Q ckp bkn aQ jgk yg mkn...yg ko over kNapa??..hahaha...eya jgk...padulik la,sembarank jak aQ choice cake yg pNtg ada chesse...huhu...huru hara lae time 2 cuz ndak ingt lae brpa sdh umur anak buah Q yg 1 tu cuz tlampaw bnyk anak buah kn...wakakaka...pas bli kek..kMi plg jap...pas maghrib bru kMi p rumah dorg send tat cake...b4 tat singgah kedai ambl present my Sis...satu kali hantar ma cake 2...pas send suma d Rimba...kMi pn blik...ntahla pa yg aQ wat pas2...hehe...tiDo kali..huHack!!..zZZZZ

**19.03.2009**

aQ bgun awl...set jam HP 8.30 a.m cuz ada latihan Driving...pas bekpez ft besiap,aQ gerak p Gabungan jm 10...smpai sana jm 10.10 la...aCt. dad Q sruh try drive p gabungan tp aQ ndak brani cuz bru lesen L sdh begayax2...huhu...sMpai sana...tekejut aQ ni...bnyk org...mN yg ambil JPJ...ambil QTI...yg ltihan lgi...sementara wait 4 my teacher,aQ ddk d kantin...solox2 ni...ndak Q kNal yg lain...nDak lama pas2, aDa kluar ckgu pompuan cina 2 dri pejabat...pnggil nama Raidah 4 QTI...Tekejut aQ ni...trus aQ bepaling...skali tgk,c Raidah bha ni d Depan Q ddk...ndak aQ prasan ni...sOry Raidah...kLo aQ prasan dRi awl mmg aQ tegur jgk 2...hihi...sO,meet gitu jak la...say hye!!...pas2,blik lgi aQ solo...ndak lama pas2...aDa lgi c Faiz...aDedeh...rupaNy ada bha ni c Faiz...ndak aQ prasan..sempat jgkla cRitax2 skejap ma dia...ambil Jpj dia...Fuh!!...jeles aQ ma dOrg..suMa pn dah jauhx2...skali aQ ni...bru latihan...hehe...Then,ndak lama 2...cKgu Q pggil 4 practice...mCm besala...dlam track dlu...suma aQ ok sdh...mSuk parking N 3 Penjuru Tp Naik bukit jak aQ pling blaX ni...aDa jak pRob bha...adedeh...1st 2 la...lutchu ni...sepatutNy org pas race miNyak tekan Clutch...aQ plak tekan Break...temati trus kreta...teturun ko...wakakaka...maluNya..meNengok lae org suma...aDoyai...skali timex2 practice 2...aQ nmpk mCm ada c Zarip d "pondok Asing" 2...hihi..pggilan Q ma Zarip...ndak la Q kisah cuz aQ ckp kali salah org...kNapa plak timex2 naik bukit...aDa plak dia d blakang kreta Q...hahaha...Zaripx2...lutchu erh...sempat lae bebual time memandu...hihi...pas latihan dlam track,aQ kluar jln raya...aDesh...mCm besala...part pling Q suka...Tp Zarip ckp dia ndak suka jln raya...aDuikx...tebalik kita Zarip...huhu...pas latihan jln raya,blik p gabungan send kreta...sKali maw blik 2...Zarip miz kol...skali aQ kol blik ndak plak meNgangkat...aQ pn kol la my mum tp mCm besa...suMurla Low Bat...tlefon my sis...dia kat klinik...Nah,lastx2 aQ kol blik c Zarip...tNy dia d mn...nasib dia msih d bus stop...bleh la kMi samax2 plg...dlam bus 2 kMi jak yg bsing...mCm ni cRita kMi...haha...sMpai bt.4...aQ tny Zarip dia maw p mana...dia ckp ndak taw...teda jgk dia watpax2 d rumah...sO,aQ suggestla bw dia p Mix Fruits...Then,kMi pn pigila...sunyi MF time 2 cuz tgh ari...teda org...aDesh...laMi ni kMi d Mix Fruits padaal meNgorder 2 gelas jak minuman...aGagaga...mCmx2 bha Story kMi...tawx2 la...jrangx2 bejumpa bha...klo d ym mlas aQ bestory,maw menaip 2...huhu...after tat,dlm jm 1 gitu...kMi pn gerak...bw haluan msingx2...huhu...thanx Zarip...dpt jgk hang out ma kaw...jrangx2 ni bha kita jumpa kn??...mish aQ ma prenx2 Q...bl lgi bleh hangout ma dorg ni...Dui!!...sKali ptg teda kerja kn...aQ p kacawx2 kreta...kaC putarx2 sekeliling rumah jak...ndak Q brani bw kluar...sKali bapa Q nmpk,dia bW plak aQ jln kluar...kaC biasa kuNuk klo ndak mcm mN maw pndai...huHay...gaduh ni aQ ma bapaQ...mLas aQ...ndak aQ paam pa d ckpNy...bingungx2 aQ meNdrive...lastx2,kluar aQ dri kreta...ndak aQ maw drive aQ ckp...pas2 kMi pn plg...Mlm plak,aQ p jlnx2 ngan parents Q...p mamam d pasar mlm...tmpat mkcik Tura...aCt. aQ yg bw cuz lama sdh ndak mamam sana...mish aQ maw mkn Nasi AyamNy...hehe...Tp skali smpai sana,aQ pnya order yg d lupakn dorg...aDedeh...saNdi erh...aQ yg membw mkn,mknan Q yg lmbat smpai...hoho...pas2 kMi blik..dlam OTW maw blik guNa jln bru yg highway 2...aQ ckp ma bapaQ...biarla aQ yg bw kreta...Nah,mCm besala...gaduh jugak critaNy ma prents Q..kali ni bkn bapaQ jak...sama mumx2 Q skali...bkn aPa bha...bingung aQ klo sdh bnyk mulut 2...yg satu ckp lain,yg satu ckp lain...laju la kuNuk aQ bawa...padaal aQ rasa besax2 jak...klo trainning pn mmg gitula aQ slalu bw...Tp ndakla aQ pdulik yg pntg smpai rumah...SyiokNya la...aGagaga...Fuh!!...aRi yg meMenatkN...esk aDa practice lgi...zzZZZZZ

Sincerely: Arif_09 =)

14 February...VaLenTiNes Day??...

14.February???...Tarikh aPa 2??...aDedeh…reMaja sKang klo x taw tarikh yg d aNggap keraMat 2 bKn naMany reMaja…hoho…bTw,mCm yg sDh sDia MakluM…14.February meRupaKan “VaLentiNes Day”….uRm,aPa yg sPecial sGt Valentines ni kuNuk??...nk bG iN4 riNgkas jak la cuz iM sure suMa pN dah taw kn??...aCt. Valentines Day meRupaKn haRi memPeriNgati kekaSih…aDesh…Tp e2 uTk oRg kRistiaN je…kLo oRg iSLam,d laRaNg beNdax2 mCm ni…nTahla,ssh gak nk ckp…reMaja sKang bKnNy nK aMik kiSah pN beNdax2 mCm ni cuz paamx2 la…Jiwa reMaja…aShik taw nk eNjoy je…mCm aQ gak la…pNdai nk ckp oRg…hehe…Then,SempeNa VaLentines aRi 2…aQ nk sTory something aBout mY Life la…aCt. mLas gak nk cRita tP bgQ…biaRla sDkit pRivacy psl dri kiTa d koNgsi uTk raKanx2 mauPuN oRg yg kiTa rasa syg…huhu…seBeNarNy,xde aPa pn…juz nk cRitala…aQ x peNah pn ceLebR8 VaLentiNes ni since aQ keChik hiNggala aQ dah mSuk 18 ni…nk taw kNapa???...sBbNy aQ xde maKwela…uRm,nTahla…myB aQ NERD kot kat sKola dLu…lGipN aQ ni xlah eNcom…oRg sLalu perLekehkN aQ kat sKola…pNggiL aQ dgN mCmx2 tP aQ x kisah suMa 2… waLou seJaat maNa seKalipN dOrg nGan aQ…aQ tetap aNggap dOrg kawaN…aQ ni bKn aPa,aQ sYg kwNx2 aQ…bgQ dOrg la sParepart JantuNg aQ sLepas parents N Family aQ… kWnx2 yg raPat nGan aQ mNgkin aDa yg mRah nGan praNgai preNx2 kat sKola yg sLalu kutuk aQ… Tp mCm aQ ckp td, aQ ni bKn la oRg yg cePat meLentiNg seSuka hati aQ daN aQ bkn juGa maLaikat maupN mCm Nabi yg sLalu bLeh besaBar…kadaNgx2 2 meLepas gakla…huhu…CoNtiNue pSl valentines, mCm aQ ckpla…aQ x peNah celbr8 ValentiNes…kadaNgx2 2 trasa gak la nk celebr8 kn??...Tp nk wat caMna dah xde oRg yG nk d bW celebr8…huhu…xPela,iSLam pn HaRamkN gak uMatNy celebr8 VaLentiNes ni kn??…Q tRuskn lgi sTory Q…tNpa aQ jaNgka la kN...2008 meMbawa siNar bRu dLm kehiDupaN Q…nk taw napa??...sBbNy aQ berjaYa gak daPat aWek tp nTahla…kadaNgx2 aQ rasa Cacat sgt nGan relation 2 cuz aCt. aQ kNal dia pN dRi Friendster N Yahoo Messenger…x ke aNeh 2??...uRm,ssh nk ckp gak cuz waLoupn kMi tGgl x la jauh sgt tp kMi x peNah meet… aQ pN rasa kadaNgx2 malu gak nGan preNx2 aQ… iYalakn…seoLahx2 ciNta aQ ni mCm bertepuK sBelah taNgan...juZ Net N poN jak peNghuBung kMi taw…aDedeh…mCm ciNta mainx2 kn??...aQ mula rasa seGan bila preNx2 aQ tNy…kMu sDh peNah meet ka??...kadaNgx2,aQ terdiaM taw…x taw nk ckp aPa tp aQ jeNis yg xnk berselinduNg… aQ juz bgtaw perkara sBenar… eVen aQ x peNah meet ngan dia tP aQ syg ft ciNta baNgat ngan dia… kLo sehari x taw kabar dia… aQ dah start geLisah…uRm,nTahla…myB mCm oRg ckp…1st time kapel kn??...e2la mCm 2…keJakunan la oRg ckp tP aQ x kisah suMa 2 cuz aQ syg sgt ngan dia… tHen, kdaNgx2 aQ traSa gak… relation kMi ni be2lx2 Wujud ka??... aDa ka jgk oRg aQ ciNta 2… uRm,ssh maw ckp…kLo oRg tgh keMaruk ciNta,perkarax2 mCm 2 xkn d eNdahkn cuz dah d kaburi oLeh ciNta...Cinta???...LoVe???...aPa 2??... ntahla….mLas la nk mention name dia kat siNi cuz hatiQ daH haNcur uTk dia…4 What??...suMaNy aTas apa yg dia dah wat kt aQ!!!....kLo nk taw, waloupN relation ni mCm x wujud tP aQ terlalu letakkN harapaN yg terlalu tiNggi…myB e2 saLah Q lah kn cuz oRg peNah ckp…Jgn letak hrapan terlalu tGgi cuz tKut kCuNdang…TheN suMa 2 dah berlaku keaTas diRiQ…uRm,nTahla… nk taw x??...dLam aQ keMaruk ciNta 2??...aQ slalu meMbayaNgkn yg aQ ni LUCKY sgt cuz dpt org yg caNtik mCm dia…sDaNgkn sapala aQ ni…nothiNg special about me…dah lah x eNcom, kaYa pN x kaYa…dLam kaTa lain since aQ kapel ma dia aQ rasa aQ ni humble sgt cuz aQ owez think yg aQ ni x perfect 4 her… pas2,aQ slalu make her happy slagi yg boleh cuz aQ syg dia…aQ slalu miss kat dia cuz aQ ciNta dia…Tp e2 suMa bgi Q mCm hny perKara boDoh dLam hiDup Q!!!...aQ rasa mCm bodoh sgt…kNapa??...cuz dia yg wat aQ rasa bodoh…kadaNgx2 aQ sad taw!!...preNx2 yg raPat ngan aQ jak taw mCm mN aQ…aQ rasa mCm suMa 2 haNya ciNta Halusinasi yg x muNgkin jaDi reality…tats what I think…aQ sYg ngan dia,sDangkn dia…aQ x taw pn saMaada dia syg ngan aQ atau x…dia oWez uNgkapkn rasa syg dia ma aQ tp bgQ suMa org pN bleh wat 2 kn??...dia sLalu cares ma aQ tp bgQ preNx2 Q lgi cares psl aQ cuz dia sLalu hiLangkn diriNy dRi hiDup Q…dia pKir aQ patuNg ka??...aQ tuNgguL… suKax2Ny jak muNcul bila dia rasa nk cri aQ…kLo dia x rasa nk cri aQ,dia wat aQ mcm org bodoh jak…sDangkan aQ…oWez sYg…oWez ciNta ma dia…aQ rasa sad sGt taw… bLehx2Ny aQ jadi bodoh d sbbKn dia…be2l la apa kata oRg…keraNa saNtan,bubur biNasa…keRaNa ciNta, fikiraN biNasa…uRm,nTahla…dia tOo Selfish…x taw nk hargai org… lOgik ka??... d seBabkn preN rapat aQ dia bLeh bertiNdak mCm org xda peLajaraN??...bLehx2ny dia jeles nGan preN poMpuan aQ, sDaNgkan aQ ni rapat ngan suMa org… xtawla…aQ ssh nk ckp…dia gaduh ma preN aQ 2 tp aQ yg d babitKn… aPa saLah aQ??... aQ kapel ma org lain ka??...xda saMa skali dlm pkiran aQ psl bendax2 2 cuz aQ sDar…aQ ni sapa??...aQ xla sehebat mCm lelakix2 lain 2…mSingx2 pNya ruPa N kehebatan mSingx2… sDaNgkn aQ… aQ CuMa bLeh bersaiNg dRi segi keTidaksempurnaan aQ…mCm aQ ckp td…sDangkn preNx2 aQ kat sKola pn slalu eJek aQ…Tp aQ x kisah sbb aQ yakin tuhan pasti aDil…pasti aDa raHmat d sebalik suMa e2…buKtiNy…aQ x tergoLong dlam kalangan budakx2 nakal…bLeh d katakN preNx2 aQ suMany yg pNdaix2 dri segi pelajaran…e2la kali aQ d ckp NERd N sKali lgi aQ ckp…aQ x ambil kisah pn suMa 2… aQ juz eNjoy ngan apa yg life Tuhan beri kat aQ…sDhla…meLalutx2 sdh aQ meCerita psl kisah Q ni… uRm,pa yg dpt aQ ckp… aQ manusia biasa juga…aQ pn lelaki juga…seMemangNy iNgin d ciNtai daN d SayaNgi… buat maSa ni…PareNts, Family N preNx2 Q la yg meNjadi Nadi keHidupan Q utk aQ trus bertahaN menjalani likux2 keHidupaN…Tanpa mereka,myB aQ x taw meNeruskn aRah tujuh kehidupan Q…Last But Not least, sYg daN ciNta Q haNya la uTk orG yg layak aQ ciNtai...seSuNgguhNy aQ x seMpurNa dLam memberi erti syg daN ciNta yg sebeNar iaNya keraNa aQ pn maNusia biasa yg puNya kecacatan maupN kekuraNgan pada diri… ILYSDM???...tiada lGi dLam aRix2 Q wat masa sKang keRaNa iaNya bLeh d caRi tNpa kiTa seDari…Yg peNting sKang bGiQ…KerJaya iMpiaN Q aDaLah peNcoraK keHidupaN Q d sewaKtu masa kelak!!!....HARAP KO MENGERTI!!!...SEKIAN…

Wednesday, February 18, 2009

TAG FROM FEEZ!!!... =)

THE MONTHS

January:

Stubborn and hard-hearted. Ambitious and serious. Loves to teach and be thought. Always looking at people's flaws and weaknesses. Likes to criticize. Hardworking and productive. Smart, neat and organized. Sensitive and has deep thoughts. Knows how to make others happy. Quiet unless exited or tensed. Rather reserved. Highly attentive. Resistance to illness but prone to cold. Romantic but has difficulty expressing love. Loves children. Loyal. Has great social abilities yet easily jealous. Very stubborn and money cautious.

February:

Abstract thoughts. Loves reality and abstract. Intelligent and clever. Changing personality. Attractive. Sexy. Temperamental. Quiet, shy and humble. Honest and loyal. Determined to reach goals. Loves freedom. Rebellious when restricted. Loves aggressiveness. Too sensitive and easily hurt. Gets angry really easily but does not show it. Dislikes unnecessary things. Loves making friends but rarely show it. Daring and stubborn. Ambitious. Realizes dreams and hopes. Sharp. Loves entertainment and leisure. Romantic on the inside not outside. Superstitious and ludicrous. Spendthrift. Tries to learn to show emotion.

March:

Attractive personality. Sexy. Affectionate. Shy and reserved. Secretive. Naturally honest, generous and sympathetic. Loves peace and serenity. Sensitive to others. Loves to serve others. Easily angered. Trustworthy. Appreciative and returns kindness. Observant and assesses others. Revengeful. Loves to dream and fantasize. Loves travelling. Loves attention. Hasty decisions in choosing partners. Loves home decors. Musically talented. Loves special things. Moody.

April:

Active and dynamic. Decisive and hasty but tends to regret. Attractive and affectionate to oneself. Strong mentally. Loves attention. Diplomatic. Consoling, friendly and solves people's problem. Brave and fearless. Adventurous. Loving and caring. Suave and generous. Emotional. Aggressive. Hasty. Good memory. Moving. Motivates oneself and others. Sickness usually of the head and chest. Sexy in a way that their lover can see.

May:

Stubborn and hard-hearted. Strong-willed and highly motivated. Sharp thoughts. Easily angered. Attracts others and loves attention. Deep feelings. Easily consoled. Systematic (left brain). Loves to dream. Strong clairvoyance. Understanding. Sickness usually on the ear and neck. Good imagination. Weak breathing. Loves literature and the arts. Loves travelling. Dislikes being at home. Restless. Not having many children. High spirited. Spendthrift.

June:

Thinks far with vision. Easily influenced by kindness. Polite and soft-spoken. Having ideas. Sensitive. Active mind. Hesitating, tends to delay. Choosy and always wants the best. Temperamental. Funny and humorous. Loves to joke. Good debating skills. Talkative. Daydreamer. Friendly. Knows how to make friends. Able to show character. Easily hurt. Prone to getting colds. Loves to dress up. Easily bored. Fussy. Seldom shows emotion. Takes time to recover when hurt. Brand cautious. Executive. Stubborn.

July:
Fun to be with. Secretive. Difficult to fathom and be understood. Quiet unless exited or tensed. Takes pride in oneself. Hs reputation. Easily consoled. Honest. Concerned about people's feelings. Tactful. Friendly. Approachable. Emotional temperamental and unpredictable. Moody and easily hut. Witty and sparkly. Not revengeful. Forgiving but never forgets. Dislikes nonsencical and unnescessary things. Guides others physially and mentally. Sensitive and forms impressions carefully. Caring and loving. Treats others equally. Strong sense of sympathy. Wary and sharp. Judges people through observations. Hardworking. No difficulties in studying. Loves to be alone. Always broods about the past and the old friends. Likes to be quiet. Homely person. Waits for friends. Never look for friends. Not agressive unless provoked. Prone to having stomach and dieting problems. Loves to be loved. Easily hurt but takes time to recover.

August:
Loves to joke. Attractive. Suave and caring. Brave and fearless. Firm and has leadership qualities. Knows how to console others. Too generous and egoistic. Takes high pride in oneself. Thirsty for praises. Extraordinary spirit. Easily angered. Angry when provoked. Easily jealous. Observant. Careful and cautious. Thinks quickly. Independent thoughts. Loves to lead and to be led. Loves to dream. Talented in the arts, music and defense. Sensitive but not petty. Poor resistance against illnesses. Learns to relax. Hasty and trusty. Romantic. Loving and caring. Loves to make friends.

September:
Suave and compromising. Careful, cautious and organized. Likes to point out people’s mistakes. Likes to criticize. Stubborn. Quiet but able to talk well. Calm and cool. Kind and sympathetic. Concerned and detailed. Loyal but not always honest. Does work well. Very confident. Sensitive. Good memory. Clever and knowledgeable. Loves to look for information. Must control oneself when criticizing. Able to motivate oneself. Understanding. Fun to be around. Secretive. Loves leisure and traveling. Hardly shows emotions. Tends to bottle up feelings. Very choosy, especially in relationships. Systematic.

October:
Loves to chat. Loves those who loves them. Loves to take things at the center. Inner and physical beauty. Lies but doesn’t pretend. Gets angry often. Treats friends importantly. Always making friends. Easily hurt but recovers easily. Daydreamer. Opinionated. Does not care of what others think. Emotional. Decisive. Strong clairvoyance. Loves to travel, the arts and literature. Touchy and easily jealous. Concerned. Loves outdoors. Just and fair. Spendthrift. Easily influenced. Easily loses confidence. Loves children.

November:
Has a lot of ideas. Difficult to fathom. Thinks forward. Unique and brilliant. Extraordinary ideas. Sharp thinking. Fine and strong clairvoyance. Can become good doctors. Dynamic in personality. Secretive. Inquisitive. Knows how to dig secrets. Always thinking. Less talkative but amiable. Brave and generous. Patient. Stubborn and hard-hearted. If there is a will, there is a way. Determined. Never give up. Hardly becomes angry unless provoked. Loves to be alone. Thinks differently from others. Sharp-minded. Motivates oneself. Does not appreciate praises. High-spirited. Well-built and tough. Deep love and emotions. Romantic. Uncertain in relationships. Homely. Hardworking. High abilities. Trustworthy. Honest and keeps secrets. Not able to control emotions. Unpredictable.

December:
Loyal and generous. Sexy. Patriotic. Active in games and interactions. Impatient and hasty. Ambitious. Influential in organizations. Fun to be with. Loves to socialize. Loves praises. Loves attention. Loves to be loved. Honest and trustworthy. Not pretending. Short tempered. Changing personality. Not egotistic. Take high pride in oneself. Hates restrictions. Loves to joke. Good sense of humor. Logical.

Rules:
~Pick your birth month~
~Strike out anything that don't apply to you~
~Bold or italicize the best apply to you~
~Copy to your own blog, with all 12 mths~
~Tag 10 ppl~




Friday, February 13, 2009

BuDak NakaDNaS LiFe...10,11,12 & 13.02.2009!!!

olla...hehe...mCm besa...d sebabkn keCuaian Q meninggalkn blog ni menyebabkn aQ terpaksa memeras utak mengingat kembali pa yg tlah aQ lakukan dri 10~13.02.2009...haha...cuai kunuk padaal PEMALAS...wakaka...eNough la...sBulum Q melalut bgus aQ coretkn aktivitix2 Q...hoho

**10.02.2009**

uRm...nasibla aQ ada post psl aktiviti Q mau jln 2 kn??...klo ndak,ndak la aQ ingt sdh pa aktiviti Q time tarikh ni...haha...Ari 2, jm10 aQ bgun...semangat mau jln sama pren kn...wakaka...pas a! besiap my parents yg hntr aQ p bndr cuz kebetulan dorg pn mau p bndr...OTW mau p bndr my pren semez me N ask me where i am...aQ jwp la OTW mau p bndr...dia jwp myB dia lmbat sikit...Ok ckp jak la ok....sO,aQ pn tny my mum dOrg mau p mana...my mum ckp mau p blanja brg kedai...aQ ckp aQ follow dOrg cuz blom jgk prens Q smpai...pas blanja my prens semez N ask kat mn sdh aQ...aQ jwpla d bndr,skejap aQ smpai...A few minutes later,aQ pn smpai dpn Millimewa cuz aCt. kMi sdh jnji mau meet front of millimewa...pas2 kMi pn trus p BSN cuz my prens want to buy upu code..Then,kMi jlnx2...mau cri hadiah kunuk cuz bnyk pren befday...aDoyai...pokai la klo gini...round punya round ndak jgk jumpa....sO,kMi pn naik bus p bt.4...sMpai jak bt.4...kelaparan ft kehausan sdh...1st 2 mau p MF tp closed cuz aDa renovate...Jd kmi pn p la KFC...pas mkn rayaux2 la kmi...pigi Watson la...d Watson bkn jgk membeli...mengkritik nilai brg 2 jak cuz itu mmg kesukaan kmi...haha...time d watson yg menjadi topik debat kmi psl pisau cukur aka gillete...yg lutchuNy....ada pisau gillite ni hrgaNy rm19.90 N yg Satu lgi hrgaNy rm 13.90...pdaal sama jgk kMi tgk struktur reka bentukNy..sKali jwpx2 kawan Q...aNnu kali,sBb satu biru satu hijau...yg biru bnyk org suka itula mahal...wakaka..buduh erh...alsan yg x Munasabah...lama jgkla kMi dlm Watson 2...sKali kluar HAMPEH...huhu...pas2 kmi truskn lgi pengembaraan kmi...pigi kedai present la,kedai com la...lastx2 kepenatan,kMi pn blik...aQ snang jak blik cuz rumah Q dkat...aGagaga...ptg ft mlm???...Nothing special!!

**11.02.2009**

lewat aQ bgn ari 2...dkat jm 2...haha...apa ndak, mlm tidor jm 4 a.m...wakaka...ptg 2 nothing special gak...Then mlm p Giant follow parents...boring ddk rumah...teda watpax2...hoho...nnTla,klo aQ ada lesen...ilank jak 2 aQ mlmx2...wakaka...rmai gak org d Giant mlm 2...pas blik dri Giant trus aQ zZZZZ!!!....hehehe

**12.02.2009*

aRi 2 aQ bgn jm 9 a.m cuz aQ ada latihan driving jm 10.30...jm 10 aQ gerak sdh p gabungan...sMpai jak sana trus start latihan...haha...mCm besa...plg Q blax klo msuk parking...1st aQ try kn??...jatuh bha tiangx2 2...Mundur Jatuh pas2 Maju Jatuh..sKali mundur  Jatuh lgi...wakakaka...x Ganas...matai erh...1 skali jak bha...pas2 ok sdh...hehe...aQ blatih d track skejap pas aQ kluar jln raya...part yg plg Q suka...haha...suka kasi race minyak kasi laju tP slalu kena sound cikgu...wakaka...dRiving kn,ada 1 kelemahan Q...mau tau apa??...aQ suka kasi lepas clutch smpai habis...haha...e2la kreta Q kadang mati klo time 2 aQ tgh tekan break BUT...ndak la aQ kisah cuz ok sdh bha...hihi =P

**13.02.2009**

aQ bgn jm 9 a.m cuz aDa driving lgi...klo d ikut janji ngan ckgu jm 9.30 tp ngantok aQ...apa ndak tidor jm 5...wakaka...alangx2 kn??...bengkakx2 lgi mata p Gabungan...ketara ni bha muka org blur...hehe...mCm blom mandi jak aQ..ngantok gilak eh...latihan mcm besa dlm track...pas2 kluar jln raya...buduNy la time aQ mau wat U turn mau kluar dRi gabungan 2...lmbat bha aQ putar stering...Nah,sikit lgi aQ langgar penghadang jln 2...ketakutan sdh cKgu Q...nsib kMi cpt brek...wakakaka...skali kluar jln raya...e2 mmg part yg aQ berjaya...hehe...Tp skali aQ naik bukit...mati trus kreta...aGaga...Nasib la ndak busy jln...bleh la aQ kasi idup enjin N truskn perjlnan...huhu...Continue next week lae latihan...hoho...ndak aQ sabar...d ruMah slalu aQ kacau kretax2 org...wakaka =)

sincerely: Arif_2009 =)

Thursday, February 12, 2009

CERITA LAWAK...PERKATAAN BERLAWAN!!! =)

Murid-murid: Selamat pagi, cikgu.
Cikgu:Mengapa selamat pagi saja?
Petang dan malam, awak doakan saya tak
selamatkah?
Murid-murid: Selamat pagi, petang dan malam,
cikgu!
Cikgu: Panjang sangat tu! Tak pernah pun dibuat
oleh orang lain! Katakan saja selamat sejahtera!
Senang dan penuh bermakna. Lagipun ucapan ini
meliputi semua masa dan keadaan.
Murid-murid: Selamat sejahtera, cikgu!
Cikgu: Sama-sama, duduk! Dengar sini baik-baik. Cikgu nak buat kata berlawan hari ni. kamu kena jawab cepat.
Murid-murid: Faham, cikgu!
Cikgu: Saya tak mahu ada apa-apa gangguan.
Murid-murid: (senyap)
Cikgu: Pandai!
Murid-murid: Bodoh!
Cikgu: Tinggi!
Murid-murid: Rendah!
Cikgu: Jauh!
Murid-murid: Dekat!
Cikgu: Keadilan!
Murid-murid: UMNO!
Cikgu: Salah!
Murid-murid: Betul!
Cikgu: Bodoh!
Murid-murid: Pandai!
Cikgu: Itu bukan pertanyaan, bodoh!
Murid-murid: Ini adalah jawapan, pandai!
Cikgu: Mati aku!
Murid-murid: Hidup kami!
Cikgu: Rotan baru kamu tau!
Murid-murid: Akar lama tak tau!
Cikgu: Malas aku nak mengajar kamu semua!
Murid-murid: Rajin kami tak belajar cikgu!
Cikgu: Kamu gila!
Murid-murid: Kami siuman!
Cikgu: Cukup! Cukup!
Murid-murid: Kurang! Kurang!
Cikgu: Sudah! Sudah!
Murid-murid: Belum! Belum!
Cikgu: Mengapa kamu semua ini bodoh
sangat?
Murid-murid: Sebab kami semua itu pandai sikit!
Cikgu: Oh! Melawan!
Murid-murid: Oh! Mengalah!
Cikgu: Kurang ajar!
Murid-murid: Cukup belajar!
Cikgu: Habis aku!
Murid-murid: Kekal kami!
Cikgu: O.K. Pelajaran sudah habis!
Murid-murid: K.O. Pegajaran belum bermula!
Cikgu: Sudah, bodoh!
Murid-murid: Belum, pandai!
Cikgu: Berdiri!
Murid-murid: Duduk!
Cikgu: Saya kata UMNO salah!
Murid-murid: Kami dengar KeADILan betul!
Cikgu: Bangang kamu ni!
Murid-murid: Cerdik kami tu!
Cikgu: Rosak!
Murid-murid: Baik!
Cikgu: Kamu semua ditahan tengah hari ini!
Murid-murid: Kami dilepaskan tengah malam itu!
Cikgu: (Senyap dan mengambil buku-bukunya